Sarcastic Quotes

Sarcasm is part of our daily routine. There are occasions when we can’t speak the truth or can’t speak straight about something. So what we do is, we use sarcasm. It’s just not for everyone! Some understand it and some do not. Many people have no idea about what the hell is sarcasm! Well, we can’t do anything about them. But, hey! June 14 is being celebrated as Sarcasm Day across social media. So, here we present Top Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings.

Did you know? October is the National Sarcastic Awareness Month! Following are some funny, inspirational sarcastic quotes, sayings with images.

Best Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings

  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. – Steven Wright
  • When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

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  • It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
  • You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.
  • If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.
  • Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
  • I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

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  • Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.
  • It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
  • I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.
  • When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
  • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
  • Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.
  • I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face but with words.
  • I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.
  • Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.

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  • Sarcasm – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
  • Find your patience before I lose mine.
  • Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
  • The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
  • I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
  • Sarcasm: because arguing with stupid people just wouldn’t be as much fun.
  • Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
  • Fighting with me is like being in the special olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.
  • I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.
  • Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

Funny Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings

  • If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
  • I don’t believe in plastic surgery. But in your case, go ahead.
  • Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
  • Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion.
  • I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
  • If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

Sarcastic Quotes - Sharing

  • Let’s share, You’ll take the grenade, I’ll take the pin.
  • I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
  • Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
  • Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.
  • Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
  • I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.
  • “Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.
  • I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. – Whitney Brown
  • Save a tree, eat a beaver! Hurray for Earth Day!
  • People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world.

funny sarcastic quotes

  • If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  • That is the ugliest top I’ve ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.
  • Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest!
  • I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.
  • Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really.

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Sarcastic Quotes on Life

  • Don’t take life so seriously, it isn’t permanent.
  • I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.
  • If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
  • There are some people who come in your life pretending that they love you only because they need you. – Uzair Lallmamod

sarcastic quotes about life

  • Life’s good, you should get one.
  • A man can be happy with any women, as long as he does not love her. – Oscar Wilde
  • There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
  • Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty.
  • I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
  • Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.

Sarcastic Life Quotes

  • The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. – Mark Twain
  • Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
  • Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
  • If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
  • Some cause happiness wherever they go, some whenever they go. – Oscar Wilde

Inspiring Sarcastic Quotes

  • Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
  • As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free
  • If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

Inspiring Sarcastic Quotes

  • In the end, everything we do is just everything we’ve done.
  • My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
  • Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.
  • I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.
  • The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
  • I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
  • Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
  • Every calendar’s days are numbered.
  • Don’t regret doing things, regret getting caught.
  • Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
  • Whoever said nothing was impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
  • Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.
  • I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don’t like? – Jean Cocteau
  • Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.
  • Never miss a good chance to shut up.
  • Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.
  • You never learn anything by doing it right.
  • A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

Sarcastic Quotes - Inspiring

  • If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
  • If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, it’s because you’re both heading in the same direction.
  • A conclusion is a part where you got tired of thinking.
  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Sarcastic Love Quotes

Love is in the air and air is full of pollution! Here are some of the sarcastic love quotes that you can send to your other half. But, think before you send it to them. If they don’t understand it than everything is good! If they get what you mean than you could get in danger. Have fun!

  • The one who loves least controls the relationship.
  • Love is not blind, it sees more not less But because it sees more it chooses to see less.
  • Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. – Batte Davis
  • It is impossible to love and be wise. – Francis Bacon
  • Love like a river will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle. -Crystal Middlemas
  • New love is so beautiful, time just makes it ugly. -Wale
  • I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. – Martin Luther King Jr
  • The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then marry him. – Cher
  • Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman. – Oscar Wilde
  • Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
  • Love doesn’t die because of distance. It dies because of doubt.
  • People must learn to hate and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love. – Nelson Mandela
  • Love is the power to see similarity in the dissimilar. – Theodor Adorno
  • Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.
  • Reason is powerless in the expression of love. – Rumi
  • When thought is closed in caves, then love will show its roots in deepest hell.

Sarcasm is the best friend of an intelligent person and enemy of stupids. But yeah, use it only when you can handle the reaction of victim! I hope you liked these short sarcastic quotes. Keep visiting WishBae for more amazing stuff.

Best Sarcastic Quotes
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